diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index b9232def6..63bdb5d77 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -91,7 +91,6 @@
     "@babel/core": "7.16.12",
     "@babel/preset-env": "7.16.11",
     "@babel/types": "7.16.8",
-    "@esbuild-plugins/node-globals-polyfill": "0.1.1",
     "@esbuild-plugins/node-modules-polyfill": "0.1.4",
     "@glimmer/reference": "0.83.1",
     "@types/estree": "0.0.50",
diff --git a/scripts/build/bundler.mjs b/scripts/build/bundler.mjs
index 1200e33b9..f3ba00931 100644
--- a/scripts/build/bundler.mjs
+++ b/scripts/build/bundler.mjs
@@ -5,7 +5,6 @@ import builtinModules from "builtin-modules";
 import * as babel from "@babel/core";
 import esbuild from "esbuild";
 import { NodeModulesPolyfillPlugin as esbuildPluginNodeModulePolyfills } from "@esbuild-plugins/node-modules-polyfill";
-import { NodeGlobalsPolyfillPlugin as esbuildPluginNodeGlobalsPolyfills } from "@esbuild-plugins/node-globals-polyfill";
 import esbuildPluginTextReplace from "esbuild-plugin-text-replace";
 import browserslistToEsbuild from "browserslist-to-esbuild";
 import { PROJECT_ROOT, DIST_DIR } from "../utils/index.mjs";
@@ -69,24 +68,29 @@ function getBabelConfig(bundle) {
 
 async function* getEsbuildOptions(bundle, options) {
   const replaceStrings = {
-    "process.env.PRETTIER_TARGET": JSON.stringify(bundle.target),
-    "process.env.NODE_ENV": JSON.stringify("production"),
     // `tslib` exports global variables
     "createExporter(root": "createExporter({}",
   };
+
+  const define = {
+    "process.env.PRETTIER_TARGET": JSON.stringify(bundle.target),
+    "process.env.NODE_ENV": JSON.stringify("production"),
+  };
+
   if (bundle.target === "universal") {
     // We can't reference `process` in UMD bundles and this is
     // an undocumented "feature"
-    replaceStrings["process.env.PRETTIER_DEBUG"] = "global.PRETTIER_DEBUG";
-    // `rollup-plugin-node-globals` replace `__dirname` with the real dirname
-    // `parser-typescript.js` will contain a path of working directory
+    replaceStrings["process.env.PRETTIER_DEBUG"] = "globalThis.PRETTIER_DEBUG";
+
+    define.process = JSON.stringify({ env: {}, argv: [] });
+
+    // Replace `__dirname` and `__filename` with a fake value
+    // So `parser-typescript.js` won't contain a path of working directory
     // See #8268
-    replaceStrings.__filename = JSON.stringify(
+    define.__filename = JSON.stringify(
       "/prettier-security-filename-placeholder.js"
     );
-    replaceStrings.__dirname = JSON.stringify(
-      "/prettier-security-dirname-placeholder"
-    );
+    define.__dirname = JSON.stringify("/prettier-security-dirname-placeholder");
   }
 
   const replaceModule = {};
@@ -139,12 +143,12 @@ async function* getEsbuildOptions(bundle, options) {
 
   const esbuildOptions = {
     entryPoints: [path.join(PROJECT_ROOT, bundle.input)],
+    define,
     bundle: true,
     metafile: true,
     plugins: [
       esbuildPluginEvaluate(),
       esbuildPluginReplaceModule({ ...replaceModule, ...bundle.replaceModule }),
-      bundle.target === "universal" && esbuildPluginNodeGlobalsPolyfills(),
       bundle.target === "universal" && esbuildPluginNodeModulePolyfills(),
       esbuildPluginTextReplace({
         include: /\.[cm]?js$/,
diff --git a/scripts/build/config.mjs b/scripts/build/config.mjs
index 1ebb4b441..0f554158a 100644
--- a/scripts/build/config.mjs
+++ b/scripts/build/config.mjs
@@ -43,7 +43,8 @@ const parsers = [
       'require("globby")': "{}",
       "extra.projects = prepareAndTransformProjects(":
         "extra.projects = [] || prepareAndTransformProjects(",
-      "process.versions.node": "'999.999.999'",
+      "process.versions.node": JSON.stringify("999.999.999"),
+      "process.cwd()": JSON.stringify("/prettier-security-dirname-placeholder"),
       // `rollup-plugin-polyfill-node` don't have polyfill for these modules
       'require("perf_hooks")': "{}",
       'require("inspector")': "{}",
@@ -59,6 +60,9 @@ const parsers = [
       "typescriptVersionIsAtLeast[version] = semverCheck(version);":
         "typescriptVersionIsAtLeast[version] = true;",
     },
+    replaceModule: {
+      [require.resolve("debug")]: require.resolve("./shims/debug.cjs"),
+    },
   },
   {
     input: "src/language-js/parse/espree.js",
diff --git a/scripts/build/shims/assert.cjs b/scripts/build/shims/assert.cjs
index 286ef6593..42b115991 100644
--- a/scripts/build/shims/assert.cjs
+++ b/scripts/build/shims/assert.cjs
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+"use strict";
+
 const assert = () => {};
 assert.ok = assert;
 assert.strictEqual = assert;
diff --git a/scripts/build/shims/debug.cjs b/scripts/build/shims/debug.cjs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..9d9e8288e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/build/shims/debug.cjs
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+"use strict";
+
+module.exports = () => () => {};
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 05ae97ac2..ea82f4cfd 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -1188,11 +1188,6 @@
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@cspell/dict-vue/-/dict-vue-2.0.1.tgz#7514875f760ae755d2a6ef1fd00917d107682fe1"
   integrity sha512-n9So2C2Zw+uSDRzb2h9wq3PjZBqoHx+vBvu6a34H2qpumNjZ6HaEronrzX5tXJJXzOtocIQYrLxdd128TAU3+g==
 
-"@esbuild-plugins/node-globals-polyfill@0.1.1":
-  version "0.1.1"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild-plugins/node-globals-polyfill/-/node-globals-polyfill-0.1.1.tgz#a313ab3efbb2c17c8ce376aa216c627c9b40f9d7"
-  integrity sha512-MR0oAA+mlnJWrt1RQVQ+4VYuRJW/P2YmRTv1AsplObyvuBMnPHiizUF95HHYiSsMGLhyGtWufaq2XQg6+iurBg==
-
 "@esbuild-plugins/node-modules-polyfill@0.1.4":
   version "0.1.4"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild-plugins/node-modules-polyfill/-/node-modules-polyfill-0.1.4.tgz#eb2f55da11967b2986c913f1a7957d1c868849c0"